This picture taken by a fan at the huge Kingwood AAU tournament held this past weekend has been making it's way around the internet. Kingwood is one of the largest and most important recruiting events of the offseason, and it's not unusual at all to see most of the major college coaches in attendance - so seeing three of the top coaches in the country having a conversation in and of itself isn't newsworthy. It certainly makes you wonder though what exactly could have been discussed when ostracized former Kentucky head coach Tubby Smith sat down with Rick Barnes and Billy Donovan (one who turned down the UK job directly and another who was strongly rumored to be on Kentucky's short list). I'm going with Ashley Judd as the main talking point, but feel free to use the comment section to give your ideas.
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4-23-2007 @ 12:52PM
Matt said...
"ay that Kentucky job is pretty crappy, huh..."
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4-23-2007 @ 2:03PM
chopper dave said...
"No, seriously. He called her a 'pig'. It's crazy. I heard the audio on TMZ. Man, I'll never watch the Canteen Boy sketch the same way again..."
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4-23-2007 @ 11:12PM
Tom said...
"If we ain't the biggest bunch of dumba**es I don't know who is..."
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4-24-2007 @ 1:04PM
The Fake Gimel Martinez said...
We had a captioning contest over at my site, and I think I won it. Here's my entry:
Donovan: So get this. Gillispie texted me 5 times yesterday.
Tubby: Really? I had 3 waiting for me too.
Barnes: MY PHONE MUST BE BROKEN.
Donovan: And this COW-Boy asks me, ME!, to be an assistant on his bench.
Tubby: You’re kidding.
Donovan: Hell no. I mean, I just won two national championships. And this asshat wants me to be his clipboard holder? Can you believe the nerve of this guy?
Tubby: All he wanted from me was the keys for my desk drawers. I told him to go look on the office chair. He said they were there, but he never noticed them.
Donovan: Never noticed them?
Barnes: I HAVE A ITALIAN LEATHER COUCH IN MY OFFICE.
Tubby: Uh, yeah. He told me that he hadn’t had time to sit down in the chair, so he didn’t see the keys.
Donovan: Yeah, right, whatev. So, uh, Tubs, how great was that new building.
Tubby: It was awesome. Its everything you could want in a basketball facility and then some. There’s a hovercraft.
Donovan: What?
Tubby: No shit, they bought a hovercraft. Its a small one, but is big enough to fit the team. The east-end practice gym floor opens up, and this frickin’ hovercraft raises out of the ground. They said they were going to use it in “times of emergency.” Whatever the hell that means.
Barnes: SUPERMAN COULD KICK SPIDERMAN’S ASS!
Donovan: Yeah… that sounds nice… hovercraft…
Tubby: Not second-guessing yourself, are you Billy?
Donovan: What? Hell no. UF could build me a freakin’ fleet of hovercrafts. They’ve got cash, man. They’ll give me what I want. I won two national championships, for cryin’ out loud!
Tubby: I’m going to miss that job.
Donovan: Me too. Uh, nevermind.
Barnes: I AM ANNOUNCING THAT I AM DECLINING THE HEAD COACHING POSITION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
Tubby: Will you knock it off? They didn’t even offer it to you!
Donovan: My phone’s beeping again… shit, its Gillispie.
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